doing laps in my luxurious kool aid pool

23 | New England

roseybits:

roseybits:

can’t have robotgirl without tgirl

easy website.

all-chickens-are-trans:

god i’m so tired of everybody’s bad faith interpretations of everything. where’s the trust. where’s the forgiveness. where’s the understanding that most things are complex and most people have many layers. and like the black eyed peas once said. where is the love

mp-lily:

oriocookie:

obsessed with the way my robotics team lead talks

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she’s reinventing hieroglyphics

She’s the only person who truly understands how emojis were meant to be used.

snapscube:

“Friends” but Ross only speaks in Animal Crossing dialogue noises accompanied by a low, ominous humming sound

Also it’s an improv dub

also featuring @chongoblog, @not-robobuddies, @marblecantus, @paper-mario-wiki

doctorcurdlejr:

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tags somebody left on one of my Riverdale posts. we live in such a beautiful world. yeah bud, you could say there’s comics

allegedly-human:

as a teen I was such an expert gaslighter it’s insane

one time a friend sent me a prank file saying it was an Ocarina of Times rom hack. It shut down my computer while we were on Skype. Now the thing is, my connection was shite and I was known to disconnect out of nowhere already. When I got back up, instead of acting angry or anything I thanked him and said that it was fucking amazing. I even shared screen and it showed a completely black screen because of course, I’m a black cat with technologies and it wasn’t the first time either. The guy was trying to convince me I was pranked so fucking hard and I was like “…no???? It’s literally just a game?????” and he ended up opening the file himself to see what was up, shutting down his computer

narcissistcookbook:

qalbtalk:

kosmogrl:

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“…use things to have good days.”

the loading screen trying to convince me to use even one of my 3000 consumables

rarebritney:

at the grocery store i bought 2 limes and a lemon and the checker said to me “two limes and a lemon… Anything could happen”

kinukos:

rthko:

[TikTok automated voice] stretching out my gaping old man pussy

[TikTok automated voice] stretching out my gaping old man pussy
Anonymous sent —

it's weird to be attracted to an ugly frog like wtf is even your taste in men

faffreux:

faffreux:

i won’t argue with you about whether or not fawful is ugly but it is weird yes, i agree

i have long accepted that i am weird

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everyone else go home i am on the FLOOR

dotty-literati:

vriskakinnieaynrand:

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Alright, time to bust out this outfit for the summer.